"Never Half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing" Desk Sign
Bring bold wisdom and a splash of humor to your workspace with a “Never Half-Ass Two Things, Whole-Ass One Thing” desk sign. A fan-favorite quote made famous by Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation, this sign is perfect for anyone who believes in doing things the right way—and with full commitment.
Made from high-quality materials, this personalized desk nameplate is fully customizable. Choose your sign color—such as wood, orange, red, green, white, blue, black, purple, or pink—and pair it with your preferred stand color, including gold, silver, or black, to match your office aesthetic.
Product Features:
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Multiple Color Options: Choose from a variety of sign and stand color combinations to match your style or brand.
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High-Quality Engraving: Professionally engraved for a clean, durable finish that lasts.
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Great Gift Idea: Perfect for yourself, the boss, a coworker, a friend, or anyone with a sense of humor needing to let others know who the brains of the operation is.
- Size: 8x2 in size the perfect size for any desk.
Whether it’s for your own desk or as a unique gift for a friend, boss, or co-worker, this funny desk sign delivers laughs and motivation in equal measure.
